one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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