it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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