how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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