They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I can't put those talents on a resume
3 2 1 whiskey
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize
