i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I am available for nakedness
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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