By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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