It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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