): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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