I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Drunk is not a location!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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