At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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