I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We have started to decorate penises.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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