I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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