I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
my shit smells like andre
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
im on a boat
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