Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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