that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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