I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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