Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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