hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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