my soul wont recognize me after tonight
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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