How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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