I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
this will be a night to untag.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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