I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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