chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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