Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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