5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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