What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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