you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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