I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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