I don't think brook has ever known best
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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