I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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