i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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