if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Come back. Shots need mouths.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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