O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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