i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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