"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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