whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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