there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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