Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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