girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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