marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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