Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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