we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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