I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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