East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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