I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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