um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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