This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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