Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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