It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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