Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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