Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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