You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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