My hand turned me down
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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