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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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