PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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