so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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